Goldy snickers. She may not have wanted the kid, but these kind of reactions make it somewhat better.
"Meet Eleanor," she says. "The product of my past sex with the ultra-fertile Greek god of love."
"And before you ask, he took the embryo out of my womb before I even knew I was pregnant, without bothering to inform me, and subsequently gestated and birthed her himself. I only met her a few weeks ago."
She looks down at her daughter.
"Sunshine, that's your Granpaw Zed. He polices aliens with Uncle K, and always pretends to be really grumpy. But he's actually quite a nice guy underneath the act. He also has access to some of the best shampoos and conditioners in the multiverse. So don't be pissing him off."
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Date: 2008-03-23 05:05 am (UTC)"Meet Eleanor," she says. "The product of my past sex with the ultra-fertile Greek god of love."
"And before you ask, he took the embryo out of my womb before I even knew I was pregnant, without bothering to inform me, and subsequently gestated and birthed her himself. I only met her a few weeks ago."
She looks down at her daughter.
"Sunshine, that's your Granpaw Zed. He polices aliens with Uncle K, and always pretends to be really grumpy. But he's actually quite a nice guy underneath the act. He also has access to some of the best shampoos and conditioners in the multiverse. So don't be pissing him off."
Eleanor squints at Zed.
Then looks away and yawns.