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Agent Zed: "OK. Let's see. B! We've got the deposed sur-prefect of Singili touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight."

Agent B: "Humanoid?"

Agent Zed: "You wish. Bring a sponge. ....And here. Red letter from last night. We had an unauthorized landing somewhere in Upstate New York. K, keep your ears open on this one. We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."

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He's the Chief. Maybe the first, definitely one of the best. Oh, his days of field work might be behind him, but he has his eye on every MiB operation. What's in those crates filed away in Area 51? What was that explosion in Tanguska in 1908? Ask him (just don't expect an answer.) One day a Man in Black will succeed him, but no one will ever replace him.

He's the Boss Man. He's Agent Zed.

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Agent J: "Hey, Zed. Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here?"

Agent Zed: "The twins keep us on Centaurian time. It's a thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months, you'll get used to it. Or you'll have a psychotic episode."

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Zed's been receiving reports from Agent K for nearly a year now, so he'll know he's in Milliways almost as soon as he gets there. And he will not be happy about it. When he arrives, he'll have the standard shades, neuralizer and pulse pistol every MiB carries. But the bad temper--that is all Zed.

Zed appears as a stout, late-middle-aged man, with a beard and a more-or-less permanent scowl. He doesn't speak, so much as growl. He wears the MiB suit as if he was born in it (and for all anyone knows, maybe he was).

Agent Zed is from the movies “Men in Black” and "Men in Black II" and is the property of Sony Pictures. He appears here solely for the purpose of role-playing in milliways_bar, from which no profit whatsoever is being made. Rip Torn belongs to no one but himself.